calumfan: (bloo)

Too much coffee already today which means EPIC POST AHEAD!

1) I missed out on the whole “Interview” meme so I decided to make a variation of my own.

Comment to this post with a question or questions for me. I will answer it and the rest in my next post

2) My son went to school today.

I got him dressed and then asked, “Are you ready to go to school baby?”

He hoped up, turned off the TV and to the front door while waving and saying “Bye”

Thank God because I really didn’t want to get a phone call today stating that he needed to go home.

3) I want to go to see “Iron Man” but I can’t until the 24th. *pouts* But I wanna go now!!

4) I have decided that Pretzels are the world’s perfect food.

5) This is exactly what crosses my mind when I have to go fill up at the gas station:


Speaking of which, how exactly do those older contests that boasted “Free Gas For Life” work now? Those companies are probably going bankrupt with fuel being almost $4.00/gallon.

6) I have to go shopping for my boss’s birthday tonight and for Mother’s Day. My hubby bought me this for Mother’s Day!

Street kings

He truly loves me don’t ya think?

7) Hugh on Craig Ferguson rules all. He’s beyond adorable especially when he’s relaxed and comfortable. I love the “playful” Hugh.


Thanks to [ profile] marykir for the screencap

8) This video made me snarfle and yes I know in this state it’s not entirely difficult to do it but still. I’ve never seen Daniel Craig be so funny before.

Yeah I’ve seen him naked and I still wouldn’t kick him out of bed. lol
calumfan: (Hughmusic)
All I can say is THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!!

I trust and hope that you all will have a lovely weekend (Or enjoy what’s left of the weekend for some of you)

1) I honestly can’t understand how this is a good idea:

Teri Hatcher will show off her singing skills when she performs on America charity fundraiser "Idol Gives Back" next week. The Desperate Housewives star will hit the high notes on the mini-telethon.

The New York Daily News reports the actress will perform Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" with co-star James Denton and Hugh Laurie’s celebrity group The Band From TV.

Now I’m not trying to be rude here because I’m sure she can sing a heck of a lot better than me but ………

A) I’ve seen the video of the last time she performed with the band and it wasn’t horrible but still.

B) I want coverage about how awesome the band is, not about Teri Hatcher singing. There hasn’t been a mention really in mainstream media about BFTV performing but now that she’s involved it’s all over the place. Hugh, Greg and the rest are great; why not give them credit where credit is due.

C) She’s singing a CARRIE UNDERWOOD song. I’m sorry Teri, you are no Carrie Underwood. This has the possibility of being cringe worthy and will reflect poorly upon the band.

This sums up my feelings perfectly:

2) Holy Crap!! All I can say is if you have a PS3 or Blu-Ray disc player buy all your movies from They always have them on sale and have that free super shipper shipping price for orders over $25.00. New releases are usually 30% off.

3) How sad is it that my best friend since I was 10 and I are planning a “Bopper” (Don’t ask, it was our group’s nickname from school) reunion for the soon to be announced New Kids on the Block Reunion tour. *facepalm*

-Yes I am THAT hopeless.


4) I think I’m going to add “Serial Mom” and “American Psycho” to my never ending Netflix queue. I think I’m up to 57 movies in there now.

-Yeah I know, that was random but do you expect anything less form me? :)

5) I’m sad that there aren’t any pictures of Hugh at the Street Kings premiere. From everything I've read (the press releases and such) I believe he was expected to show. Maybe commitments to "House" kept him from being there or that he was late.

-One week everyone and we get to see him on the big screen!!!!

6) I was fiddling around a little bit with the set up of the Alan Rickman community [ profile] alanbunnies and was using our Hugh Laurie community [ profile] hughbunnies as a guide. I stumbled upon the fact that we now have 219 Members O_O. Needless to say I am absolutely floored at the response.

-[ profile] bonorattle Can you believe it!!! Our little community made from adoration and love. I couldn’t be prouder *hugs*

7) This is how life seems to feel on a daily basis and it made me LOL so hard.
click here for the funneth! )
calumfan: (dance(hugh))
I am just miserable this week so to cheer myself I've decided the best course of action is to find things that make me smile.

So let's see.....Hugh Grant in Love Actually:

For [ profile] bonorattle who wanted to see if Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman can actually sing. I have to say that this scene was so suspenseful. Sweeney Todd is literally giddy with anticipation

When don’t I need a little bit of Hugh to make the day a little better?


Hugh save me from the monotony! )

I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I posted an Alan pic!spam over at [ profile] alanbunnies
calumfan: (Awww)
Hubby is coming home tomorrow!  This news is met with great joy but also I'm a little sad because I'm missing my "date" tonight with [personal profile] bonorattle :(

My mother and sister came over, it was nice to have some people over. 
-Bonus, my mom is an absolute freak, she cannot stand to come over and NOT clean something.  She did my laundry :P
-Double Bonus, my super tall sister (OK, well she's Lindsey's height) helped me change out Mikey's blown light bulb and attach my LED Snowman Mickey on the top of our Xmas tree.

For [profile] nicolejacks and anyone else who's interested. I promised I would post some pictures of my furry babies, especially Jack my epileptic Beagle.
Here's Jack:

Onto the "Handwriting" Meme:

I apolgize, my handwriting it horrendous. i write in cursive obsessively

calumfan: (winsatlife)
Thank you a million times over [profile] m_ouse you are just the greatest :)

And a huge "Thank You" to [profile] flybutterfly24 for my gorgeous new banner

I'm watching "HIV and Me" by Stephen Fry again, well the second part. It's sad and gorgeous. I still believe that Stephen Fry is the most amazing man ever born and a girft to the whole world.
calumfan: (christmash/c)
Yeah I know that everone has seen the Hugh Laurie at LAX pics from December 6th but I have to show one again. 
I have been asked many times what my favorite incarnation of Hugh is and it's always been clean shaven, British Hugh. 

And these pictures of the beautiful Jennifer Morrison pwn me for life:
Thanks to which is where I received them from:

Too Hot For Words........................... (I think I heard [profile] thisxrandomxlie hit the floor)

calumfan: (hughsexsymbol)
Sorry for the lateness, it's been a LONG humpday.  So without further ado, I present you with my weekly Humpday Hugh!picspam

The usual disclaimer applies, if you are faint of heart or are prone to spontaneous combustion then I ask that you don't view these pics!

calumfan: (Cute)
Yeah I know, he's my kid and I'm supposed to think he's the greatest but honestly....

My son is the cutest Captain America EVER!!!!!!

calumfan: (j&wpiano)
Good afternoon my beautiful Flist, I trust you all are having an amazing day!

Why so cheerful you may ask, I honestly couldn't tell you but I am so I'm here to spread the love :)

So let's get this show on the road.

1) Before the usual nuttiness of my entry please let me extend a super huge Thank you! to all of you on my flist.  You are all the best.  Even though most of us met through our mutual love of Hugh Laurie and House, I can honestly say that the friendship I feel toward you all extends far past that. Yes the man may have brought us together but it's the little things that have cemeted the connection that we have. I look forward to learning more about you and love squeeing in excitement over silly little fangirl things.
You all ROCK!!!!

2) Stephen Fry has posted a new entry to his blog. It's amazing. A completely deep, honest and thoughtful essay on his personal struggles with bi-polar and addiction.  Please run, don't walk to read this entry. I adore Stephen for so many reasons and this has just made the adoration grow so much deeper.  A million thank yous for the link go out to [profile] hughsbeautiful

3) Got my entry in [profile] hc_smut_a_thon complete and on time! That's a very good thing indeed. Seems the muse has come back and I couldn't be happier.

4) Hubby has duty tonight but I'm not fretting, a long "date" with [personal profile] bonorattle is to occur this evening. Plans for conquering the world shall be made! Or probably just the usual non-sensical BS that seem to filterinto our conversations.

5) Now for the Humpday Hugh!picspam. I dedicate this one to the womderal and lovely [personal profile] dil_deal and [profile] hughsbeautiful I know that they like me ADORE Paul Slippery.  Please take precautions as usual before viewing the gorgeousness and most of all, ENJOY!


calumfan: (h/cmygirl)

Once again the time is upon us, it's Humpday and you all know who i want to hump! But before the official Hugh!picspam, let's get the incoherant ramblings out of the way.

1) You know me, I don't do a meta but click on the cut to read how much in love with the episode I was and which docs I am adoring.

2) The whole city here in Jacksonville is pretty much flooded.  At 7AM this morning it was dark as night.  I wanted to stay in bed. But here at work I am!

3) Since my adrenaline was buzzing I was up until 2am.  But it was a good thing, I posted a new chapter to "Life's Little Mysteries" with plenty of teh smut.  You can find it at [profile] calumfans_house

4) OK, onto the important things Hugh!picspam.
As usual, here is the disclaimer:
If you have a weak heart or are prone to hot flashes, please beware, Hottness ahead
calumfan: (dirtymikerowe)
 Here's a little MikeRowe!picspam for my ladies out there who love him like I do.

As [profile] lostforhouse said he is "hot in that OMG! do me in the back of a pickup truck" way :)

The rest are behind the cut, I only have a few but I will add more to my collection.  My boredom knows NO bounds!!!

calumfan: (insane)
How sad is life sometimes that you look around and realize you're hanging out at home on a Friday night with nothing to look forward to except clipping coupons for your wild and crazy trip to the grocery store tomorrow and doing dishes 

There are days I miss being 21 and single.

There was joy to be had today, I received in the mail my BFTV t-shirt and my omni-peace shirt like the one House wore on the season premiere. I'm actually sporting the BFTV one right now.

Hubby is coming home soon which means I've got to clean up around here.  I have fallen into a funk since he's been gone and I will forever be grateful to my dear [personal profile] bonorattle for being my lifeline in and out of work this week.  It's wonderful to be able to call her my friend :)

After my chores I think I will watch a little House and attempt to write a little, I'm sadly pathetic at it right now.  Damn I wish I had a glass of wine.

Happy Friday night/Saturday morning to you all :)

And just for the hell of it here's some Hughness to drool over this evening.....


calumfan: (stupidleno)
Why is it on what I consider a National Holiday for me (House Premiere) do I have to come home to a fucked up home and messages on the voice mail.

1) I want to make rice, mushrooms and cream of mushroom soup for my son and I for dinner.  No sense in making huge meals, it's just he and I.  Get al the pots out, got the rice going and the mushrooms sauteing.  

Guess what?!


2) Check the messages and find one from our insurance company stating I need to call them IMMEDIATELY.  Huh?  Hubby talked to them over a month ago.  I call, yeah, apparently they haven't deducted our insurance payment since July.  Ummm what about the person Hubby talked to.  Oh well he took the credit card information but never processed the payment.  

If I don't pay like $350.00 by October 1st our insurance is gone. Yeah because I have that much laying around. *facepalm* Had to put it on a credit card and now the payments will automatically come out again starting Nov.  And the original asshole that hubby talked to couldn't manage this?

3) Receive an urgent message from the doctors office, very cryptic message.  "We need you to call central appointments immediately."  Oh God, did something come up bad on my blood tests? Is my thyroid screwed up or any number of things.  I called immediately after I hang up with the insurance agent.

Me: Hi I received a message stating I needed to call immediately for an appointment.  It was rather cyrptic, was there something wrong with my tests?

Nurse: Let's see....Oh we need to schedule you with a nutritionist.

Me: Huh?! That's it, I requested that appointment weeks ago and already have an appointment.

Nurse: Oh, so do you need me to schedule one?

Me: Uh no, thanks for everything.


4) I just burned my mushrooms and my heart rate is sky high. 

Is it 9pm yet?  Because Momma has a son to put to bed and a $25.00 bottle of wine chilling just for the occasion.  Just Hugh and I :)

And for my dear [profile] thisxrandomxlie and other Jennifer Morrison fans, here's a little Jennifer!picspam because even if she isn't on tonight, she's there in spirit!

calumfan: (ready(areyou)leno)
Today is truly a national holiday for all us House fans!  The new season is upon us, so time to spread a little cheer.  Forget the spoilers and the new cast members, let's just celebrate this day with pic!spam :)  

And as usual tomorrow will be Hugh!picspam Humpday

Here's one of the cast and the rest will be under the cut, please note that yes I'm a House/Cameron fan so there is a lot of that in here...Sorry :)

Happy Hughsday to you all!!!!


calumfan: (laughleno)
Something about this picture just made me giggle!  I seriously need to get some sleep....

calumfan: (housegrin)
Yes thank you Johnny Depp for making my Monday a much happier and brighter place......
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Sorry to my flisters who don't love Johnny but damn, this just made it worth it for me today.

For more pics click here

calumfan: (bertie)
1) Of course, once again Congrats to the lovely, humble and beautiful Hugh Laurie for his well deserved Emmy Nomination.  My favorite gossip guy even had praise from Hugh, at he called HUgh a "Hot Bitch" Couldn't say it better myself.

2) The first pics of Tom Cruise as a one-eyed Nazi War hero are out from his film with the lovely Stephen Fry and all I have to say it WTF, are they freaking serious. *facepalm*

3) In other Emmy news, this one has SO got to win:
taken from
As if four Grammy awards and Jessica Biel weren't enough, Justin Timberlake might add another trophy to his case -- an Emmy!

The SexyBacker's hilarious SNL video,
"Dick in a Box," has been nominated in the category of Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics. Live performance, anyone?

Emmys -- Dick in a box
Tonys -- Dick in a box
Oscars -- Dick in a box
Every single awards show a dick in a box!
Please let this win!  And the Emmy goes to....DICK IN A BOX!

4) Work is pretty decent today, I am teaching replacement!chick the value of adoring Hugh Laurie, she went from not knowing who he is to saying she prefers him clean shaven.  Another convert on the way :D


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