calumfan: (ian)
HAPPY FRIDAY TO YOU ALL!!

1) I'm watching "Blades of Glory" on HBO tonight and I have no idea why. I'm such a dork because damn it, it makes me laugh. Shoot me now.

-Damn it if my neighbor's son doesn't look like Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) right down to the gaping mouth with the teeth that hang out.

2) This photo made my day:

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-I need to marry Jennifer Morrison, she is flawless.

3) My husband called me last night expounding on the brilliance of Stephen Fry and his podcast.

-Apparently all my gushing about how amazing and smart Stephen is was lost on Hubby. No, he took it upon himself last evening to tell ME that after listening to the podcast that he had never "Heard anyone speak with such eloquence and sound so smart" oh and that Stephen "Has an unbeliveable vocabulary in addition to being very funny"

-Gee, I've only been telling you that forever honey! Bless his heart though, he's now a total Stephen Fry fanboy!!

4) Do you want to know the definition of FAIL?

-Having to carry a 55 pound dead weight sleeping child from your car to the house in an absolute nightmarish rain and wind storm. SUCKED

5) I always see people do the "Friday Fiver" questions. I decided to do my own "Friday 5" with a twist.

-My Friday 5 will be a pic!spam of 5 hotties either in or out of character.

Welcome to my Inaugural Friday 5

Ian from Flight of the Phoenix, Michael Caffee from Brotherhood, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, Wolverine from The X-Men and Indiana Jones


Nothing like a little eye candy for the weekend )
calumfan: (bloo)
*BOING BOING BOING*

Too much coffee already today which means EPIC POST AHEAD!

1) I missed out on the whole “Interview” meme so I decided to make a variation of my own.

Comment to this post with a question or questions for me. I will answer it and the rest in my next post

2) My son went to school today.

I got him dressed and then asked, “Are you ready to go to school baby?”

He hoped up, turned off the TV and to the front door while waving and saying “Bye”

Thank God because I really didn’t want to get a phone call today stating that he needed to go home.

3) I want to go to see “Iron Man” but I can’t until the 24th. *pouts* But I wanna go now!!

4) I have decided that Pretzels are the world’s perfect food.

5) This is exactly what crosses my mind when I have to go fill up at the gas station:

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Speaking of which, how exactly do those older contests that boasted “Free Gas For Life” work now? Those companies are probably going bankrupt with fuel being almost $4.00/gallon.

6) I have to go shopping for my boss’s birthday tonight and for Mother’s Day. My hubby bought me this for Mother’s Day!

Street kings

He truly loves me don’t ya think?

7) Hugh on Craig Ferguson rules all. He’s beyond adorable especially when he’s relaxed and comfortable. I love the “playful” Hugh.

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Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] marykir for the screencap

8) This video made me snarfle and yes I know in this state it’s not entirely difficult to do it but still. I’ve never seen Daniel Craig be so funny before.



Yeah I’ve seen him naked and I still wouldn’t kick him out of bed. lol
calumfan: (Hughmusic)
All I can say is THANK GOD IT’S FRIDAY!!

I trust and hope that you all will have a lovely weekend (Or enjoy what’s left of the weekend for some of you)

1) I honestly can’t understand how this is a good idea:

Teri Hatcher will show off her singing skills when she performs on America charity fundraiser "Idol Gives Back" next week. The Desperate Housewives star will hit the high notes on the mini-telethon.

The New York Daily News reports the actress will perform Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" with co-star James Denton and Hugh Laurie’s celebrity group The Band From TV.


Now I’m not trying to be rude here because I’m sure she can sing a heck of a lot better than me but ………

A) I’ve seen the video of the last time she performed with the band and it wasn’t horrible but still.

B) I want coverage about how awesome the band is, not about Teri Hatcher singing. There hasn’t been a mention really in mainstream media about BFTV performing but now that she’s involved it’s all over the place. Hugh, Greg and the rest are great; why not give them credit where credit is due.

C) She’s singing a CARRIE UNDERWOOD song. I’m sorry Teri, you are no Carrie Underwood. This has the possibility of being cringe worthy and will reflect poorly upon the band.

This sums up my feelings perfectly:
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2) Holy Crap!! All I can say is if you have a PS3 or Blu-Ray disc player buy all your movies from Amazon.com. They always have them on sale and have that free super shipper shipping price for orders over $25.00. New releases are usually 30% off.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_d/103-0291233-6393406?url=search-alias%3Dblu-ray&field-keywords=&x=10&y=17

3) How sad is it that my best friend since I was 10 and I are planning a “Bopper” (Don’t ask, it was our group’s nickname from school) reunion for the soon to be announced New Kids on the Block Reunion tour. *facepalm*

-Yes I am THAT hopeless.

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4) I think I’m going to add “Serial Mom” and “American Psycho” to my never ending Netflix queue. I think I’m up to 57 movies in there now.

-Yeah I know, that was random but do you expect anything less form me? :)

5) I’m sad that there aren’t any pictures of Hugh at the Street Kings premiere. From everything I've read (the press releases and such) I believe he was expected to show. Maybe commitments to "House" kept him from being there or that he was late.

-One week everyone and we get to see him on the big screen!!!!

6) I was fiddling around a little bit with the set up of the Alan Rickman community [livejournal.com profile] alanbunnies and was using our Hugh Laurie community [livejournal.com profile] hughbunnies as a guide. I stumbled upon the fact that we now have 219 Members O_O. Needless to say I am absolutely floored at the response.

-[livejournal.com profile] bonorattle Can you believe it!!! Our little community made from adoration and love. I couldn’t be prouder *hugs*

7) This is how life seems to feel on a daily basis and it made me LOL so hard.
click here for the funneth! )
calumfan: (bloo)
Guess who’s caffeinated??

I know these are [livejournal.com profile] bonorattle’s favorite types of posts, the ones when I am hyped up and deliciously random. Because of this, I have brought out her favorite icon which is a pretty good representation of how I feel right now.

1) I can’t seem to turn off my brain today and the sensor on my “appropriate things to say while at work” seems to be broken.
-Blurting out "I hate this fucking computer" is probably not the smartest idea nor is asking permission to stab someone who laughs like a hyena.
-I do get bonus points for causing my boss to christen her desk with water after one of my more "compelling" statements regarding the stunted mental capacity of some humans.

2)If I read one more headline that shouts: HUGH LAURIE EXPERIMENTED WITH VICODIN one more time I think I may really go on that stabbing spree.

-The caffeine today has already made me shanky, I don’t need the stupidity of the press to tip me over the edge. Seriously, how old is this information? 2 years? Maybe even 3? --HE ADMITED TO TAKING ONE PILL PEOPLE!! IT WAS ONE PILL ONCE!! *facepalm* I give up.

3) Speaking of Hugh. How adorable is he as Dr. Cockroach in the poster for "Monsters VS. Aliens" ?

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-It's not like I'm all hot and bothered over the cockroach or anything especially because a) that would be slightly creepy and b) it IS a cockroach! If you’ve ever encountered one you know that they are gross but he does make that nasty little (sometimes huge) insect much more tolerable.
-If only the ones that run rampant in Florida were voiced by a smooth British Gentleman.

4) This has, by far, become one of my favorite pictures and I can’t place a finger on why. I view it like a piece of art; it’s just gorgeous and humbling at the same time. (Wait, does that even make sense. Oh who the hell cares! I love the picture)

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5) I love asparagus. Is that strange?

6) It always astounds me that I can still misspell the same words on an email that I send out daily. What’s even worse is that the word "Competitive" has to be typed out twice and the 1st time I get it right; the 2nd time, not so much.
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7) The dress I bought that I spoke of my last entry. [livejournal.com profile] nicolejacks wanted a look at it. Not the greatest picture but it’s scrunchy at the top and flowy at the bottom.

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OK, I’ll stop babbling now, I think the caffeine is starting to wear off, OFF TO GET MORE!!!

PS- I love you all! Photobucket
calumfan: (laughleno)
Something about this picture just made me giggle!  I seriously need to get some sleep....

 
calumfan: (bertie)
1) Of course, once again Congrats to the lovely, humble and beautiful Hugh Laurie for his well deserved Emmy Nomination.  My favorite gossip guy even had praise from Hugh, at www.dlisted.com he called HUgh a "Hot Bitch" Couldn't say it better myself.



2) The first pics of Tom Cruise as a one-eyed Nazi War hero are out from his film with the lovely Stephen Fry and all I have to say it WTF, are they freaking serious. *facepalm*


3) In other Emmy news, this one has SO got to win:
taken from tmz.com:
As if four Grammy awards and Jessica Biel weren't enough, Justin Timberlake might add another trophy to his case -- an Emmy!

The SexyBacker's hilarious SNL video,
"Dick in a Box," has been nominated in the category of Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics. Live performance, anyone?

Emmys -- Dick in a box
Tonys -- Dick in a box
Oscars -- Dick in a box
Every single awards show a dick in a box!
Please let this win!  And the Emmy goes to....DICK IN A BOX!

4) Work is pretty decent today, I am teaching replacement!chick the value of adoring Hugh Laurie, she went from not knowing who he is to saying she prefers him clean shaven.  Another convert on the way :D
calumfan: (Default)

So I'm browsing my online gossip site (yes I'm a gossip whore, so sue me) and see this on www.tmz.com 

Britney pissed over crazy billboards:



Spears is fuming over a series of ads for a wacky morning radio host in Florida, which uses her bald-headed image along with the headlines: Certifiable, Shock Therapy, and Total Nut Jobs. Apparently, Spears is still a little sensitive about her current mental condition.

OMG, these billboards were up here in Jacksonville, actually the first one was on my way to work every morning.  We have the MJ Morning show here.  This billboard always cracked me up.

Apparently she's trying to sue for millions of dollars.  The Morning Show paid money outright for the rights to use the photo.  

Anyway, I just thought it was funny, and totally true.  Sorry not a fan of dear Brit-Brit.

calumfan: (OMYG)
My husband found this tonight and I had to share, I was just awe-struck. This man shocked the hell out of me


Phone Salesman Amazes Crowd - Watch more free videos
calumfan: (lmao)
OMG, This picture has absolutely brightened my entire day.  All I have to say is BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



Paris was ordered into Court after she decided she wanted to appear over the phone (who the hell does this chick think she is?!)  The cops came and handcuffed her and tossed her in the back of the squad car.

Sorry to any Paris fans, but I can't stand by drunk drivers.

Credit to www.tmz.com
calumfan: (Default)
Stolen from
[livejournal.com profile] angidas 


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calumfan: (Blue)
So it's another Sunday afternoon and I sit here bored.  I have a ton of things to do, least of which is cleaning, laundry and work on "Giving in".  SO what do I end up doing after my hubby leaves to take his daughter home?  I take my son to Super Target, why?  BEcause damn it, I felt like shopping and spending money I don't particularly have.  Oh well, I work 5 days a week, I'm allowed a little fun.

Now I'm home, it's time to put the boy down for his nap.  We just ate McDonalds, why, because damn it I wanted some of their fries.  Dieting be damned!

Few minor ramblings......

Why do cats find it necessary to lay on your CLEAN clothes that you are folding on your bed?

Why does your husband think it's a good idea to let your 4 year old nephew what Spiderman (the first movie) on DVD when he's watching him even though his mom is so strict the child cant even watch Power Rangers because it's too violent.

When did waking up at 8AM become "sleeping in"?

Whatever happened to good Saturday Morning cartoons?

That's all the stupid ramblings I can think of right now, I'm off to put my son down, if I can get him to stop climbing onto his puzzle table.  Then I promise I will start writing!
calumfan: (JMo)








 





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