I kind of like these names.....

 A unique and fun meme as found on niicelaady's LJ

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Ozzy Three

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Mint Heels

3. Your Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Beagle

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Anne Buffalo

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Sco-Sh

6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Margarita

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): Joseph Martin

8. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Cherry Blossom Truffle (OMG!)

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Sharp Savannah

11. Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Autumn Wildflower

12. Cartoon name: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Apple Trackpants

13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Cheese Cracker Weeping Willow (*snort*

(They left out my porn star name -- first pet plus childhood street: Mine is Ozzy Minden.)