Caffeine is the Elixir of the gods.

[calumfan]

Guess who’s caffeinated??

I know these are bonorattle’s favorite types of posts, the ones when I am hyped up and deliciously random. Because of this, I have brought out her favorite icon which is a pretty good representation of how I feel right now.

1) I can’t seem to turn off my brain today and the sensor on my “appropriate things to say while at work” seems to be broken.
-Blurting out "I hate this fucking computer" is probably not the smartest idea nor is asking permission to stab someone who laughs like a hyena.
-I do get bonus points for causing my boss to christen her desk with water after one of my more "compelling" statements regarding the stunted mental capacity of some humans.

2)If I read one more headline that shouts: HUGH LAURIE EXPERIMENTED WITH VICODIN one more time I think I may really go on that stabbing spree.

-The caffeine today has already made me shanky, I don’t need the stupidity of the press to tip me over the edge. Seriously, how old is this information? 2 years? Maybe even 3? --HE ADMITED TO TAKING ONE PILL PEOPLE!! IT WAS ONE PILL ONCE!! *facepalm* I give up.

3) Speaking of Hugh. How adorable is he as Dr. Cockroach in the poster for "Monsters VS. Aliens" ?



-It's not like I'm all hot and bothered over the cockroach or anything especially because a) that would be slightly creepy and b) it IS a cockroach! If you’ve ever encountered one you know that they are gross but he does make that nasty little (sometimes huge) insect much more tolerable.
-If only the ones that run rampant in Florida were voiced by a smooth British Gentleman.

4) This has, by far, become one of my favorite pictures and I can’t place a finger on why. I view it like a piece of art; it’s just gorgeous and humbling at the same time. (Wait, does that even make sense. Oh who the hell cares! I love the picture)



5) I love asparagus. Is that strange?

6) It always astounds me that I can still misspell the same words on an email that I send out daily. What’s even worse is that the word "Competitive" has to be typed out twice and the 1st time I get it right; the 2nd time, not so much.


7) The dress I bought that I spoke of my last entry. nicolejacks wanted a look at it. Not the greatest picture but it’s scrunchy at the top and flowy at the bottom.



OK, I’ll stop babbling now, I think the caffeine is starting to wear off, OFF TO GET MORE!!!

PS- I love you all!

Comments

[endless-reader.livejournal.com]

Is that Alan Rickman in the picture? It looks like his head and...uh....form?

The Hugh/Vicodin articles ARE getting a bit out of control,yes.

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, it's Alan Rickman. It's pretty bad when we can recognize him just by his head and body. I am so in love with the picture.

[endless-reader.livejournal.com]

It's a great photo! I imagine he is hiding a smile under there.

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

I like to picture the photographer saying something that embarrassed him and caused him to hide his face (which is probably smiling or laughing)

*le sigh*

[endless-reader.livejournal.com]

Le sigh INDEED!

[beebee-159.livejournal.com]

3. I've said this once, but seriously what is up with the people who name the characters hugh ends up playing as of late, I'll explain...

- Captian BIGGS
- Dr. COCKroach

I asked before and I'll ask again...WHAT DO THEY KNOW???

7. Lovely dress, babe!!! =D

P.S.-> Love that icon!

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

7. It's super comfy!

Thanks, I love the icon, it's bouncy like me!

[chemina42.livejournal.com]

Enough of the vicodin already. Enough of the jealousy by the British press. Seriously, I can't handle it and I really just don't want to read any articles anymore because of it. BOOOOO....

By the way, I'm not just some random erspon, you do know me and I've changed my username!

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

I feel the same way. I also love how the media chops up previous articles and adds it to "new" ones like we're not going to figure it out.

[chemina42.livejournal.com]

*pokes you to add self*

[bonorattle.livejournal.com]

I'm going to buy you lots and lots of coffee when you come up here next month.

You. Crack. Me. Up.

1) You'd last all of five minutes with Doug, the mortgage banker who currently resides in an office right off of my desk. He's so fucking loud. He also has yet to switch his cell phone ring tone over from "Red Red Wine" by UB40.

2) I KNOW!! He even talked about it LAST YEAR when he was making his talk show rounds.

3)*SNORT*

Amen.

4) Do I get bonus points for immediately knowing that was Alan?

5) I love it too.

7) Oh that's gorgeous!

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

I had to bring Caffeinated Bloo icon out of retirement for you :)

I was hoping you would be amused by the entry.

1) Oh that cell phone would be missing seriously!

2) It's stupid and now he's being made out to be some pill popping experimentor *rolls eyes*

3) The cockroach is adorable but having seen enough of them in my lifetime is enough for me to be squemish.

4) Awww, you know me too well. His hair is immediately identifiable. It's so thick and floppy.
7) I thought of you when I bought the dress because it's so flowing that you can easily hide babies bump in there.

[euphrosyna]

Is it just me or does the cockroach actually look like him a little bit?? Am I crazy?

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

The eyes do show a similarity ;)

[coffeebits.livejournal.com]

2. What the hell? They are making a big deal out of it NOW? Wasn't it like 3 years ago when he said that?

3. I would make love to cockroach Hugh.

4. Who is in that photo? And yes I love it, I actually get photography feeds. :X

5. Yes it is!

7. That's really a beautiful dress, you have a good taste.

[calumfan.livejournal.com]

2) I know right. It's stupid. I refuse to pay attention to any articles unless they have something new to say.

3) *snort*

4) THe photo is of my future baby Granddaddy Alan Rickman. I just think it is a gorgeous photograph, very artistic. (I studied Art Appreciation in college) Of course it doesn't hurt that Alan is in it, I want to ruffle his hair.....

7) Thank you, I think I may buy another one, it was only $15.00!

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I just ignore fools who trash Hugh, from Nancy Franklin to the British tabloids. The hell with 'em, he's gorgeous, sexy, charming and multi-talented.

[chilibreath.livejournal.com]

Those damn magazines/newspapers are running out of things to fill in the Entertainment section, so they're dusting out the ol' stories. Bleagh.

So THAT'S Dr. Cockroach. Odd--I was expecting him to be much bigger. :/

[house-luvr.livejournal.com]

Hey Woman!!!!! How the hell are you? I feel like I've been asleep for weeks. Being sick really sucks. Hope your Thursday/Friday goes quickly and the weekend is LONG!! :D

*snuggles*
Jo

[sharp2799.livejournal.com]

2. AMEN!!!!!

3. Reminds me of all those years I loved Jiminy Cricket until I saw a REAL cricket and yelled, "That's a f*cking cockroach that JUMPS!!" I was not amused at Disney. *gets out the rolled up newspaper and spray*

[starleigh.livejournal.com]

Hi! *waves*

2) I wonder why the media has picked up the "experimented with vicodin" angle again? Maybe he said it again recently and they all jumped on it because they have nothing better to talk about? Lame.

5) What could be weird about loving asparagus? It's delicious!

7) Now we need a pic of you in the dress!

[porkbeefchicken.livejournal.com]

i love it when you're high.